Two and a Half Men


Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor, 2003-12-15 Episode #11 ...
Charlie:Face it, Alan, you've been an old fart since you were fourteen.
Alan:What is that supposed to mean?
Charlie:It means, how many eighth graders carry a briefcase and a pocketwatch?
Alan:That was the Esperanto Club look.
Charlie:Okay, well, unless you know where all the hot Esperanto chicks hang out, you're going to need to shake things up a little.
- Two and a Half Men